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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

How do you say "I don't speak French yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn French with you. Would you like to teach me French?" in French? Could you add audio?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

What is your best gay fantasy?

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

What are your thoughts on a future where code is represented as a structured model, rather than text? Do you think that AI-powered coding assistants benefit from that?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Microsoft’s New Windows 11 Start Menu Is Finally Worth Exploring

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Dollar surge could be short-lived after U.S. strike on Iran - CNBC

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Samsung sponsored runs hint at Galaxy Unpacked in New York City - SamMobile

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

PlayStation State of Play June 2025: Everything Announced - IGN

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Rory McIlroy destroys tee marker but survives cut at U.S. Open - NBC Sports

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

NASA’s Voyager 1 Is Set to Shatter Space Records – Becoming the First Object to Travel a Light-Day From Earth! - The Daily Galaxy